Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Is this for real? Season Shot

I'm trying to figure out if you really could make bio-degradeable bullets. Considering how much my head hurt the last time a fucking squirrel hurled an acorn at me, I'm guessing a lethal bullet doesn't have to be metal. I don't think this is real as the FAQ is sparse, but this is damn funny.

Season Shot:

That's right, you shoot your freaking turkey with a tightly packed "season bullet." The birdie dies while getting marinaded to perfection upon impact. You stick it in the oven, the pellets melt into the meat and then viola, as the diagram indicates, you have a perfect meal.

Oh the Dick Cheney jokes that come out of this one...


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