Friday, October 06, 2006

Does size matter?

Not if you can't get your mouth around it.
Now, Rob Sheridan might have had a mighty big one but Derek Lawson's is freaking huge.

I'm talking about gummy bears, people. This one is so big it would feed a small village.

Ah yes, these gummy bears not only possess cognitive skills-- they're the types that win Field's Metals. Of course, I'm sure they also eat people for food on occasion. If you bite its ear off, it won't just maul you to death at night like the other giant gummy bears. No, this breed of gummy bear will most likely start by stealing your identity, then liquidating your savings and then finally, framing you for murder.

I think next time I'm in Raleigh, NC, I'm gonna have to get one just cause. You can also order these from

We could put it againt the cats and see who gets terrified first.


Blogger sarah said...

i just want to know why gummy bears keep getting bigger. does someone eat those things? are they for display? i don't even like normal size gummy bears, so giant ones make even less sense to me.

and yeah, i think your cats would fall over dead if they saw that thing.

Saturday, October 07, 2006  
Blogger cchang said...

That's a good question...while the content of product of cereal boxes seems to shrink, these gummy treats continue to get larger. Same goes for jaw breakers I mean, what's the point except to scare pets off?

Saturday, October 07, 2006  

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