Good God...that's a Gummy Bear?

Something that big probably possesses cognitive skills.

Frankly, I'd be a little scared to eat it. I mean, after taking a bite out of its ear, I'd start to wonder if it'll get up in the middle of the night and maul me to death for mutilating it. Look at that face. Anything that smiles like that has got to be evil.

I really mean I wouldn't be able to finish that thing one sitting. That bear is big enough to feed a family of 4 and I'd probably get tired of sour apple or whatever the fuck flavor after a while.

Still, it is pretty cool looking. It looks like it's made out of glass and I suppose it's sorta cute. Although garrish, it would match the decor of my living room. Hmmmm....

The picture is originally from Rob Sheridan's blog post about naked transvestites engaging in lackluster stage sex by the way.